Top Ten Things to Do If You DON'T Want to Make Out With Me

1. Please don't engage me in any sort of witty banter.

2. Don't make me laugh. Ever.

3. Have a goatee. Or wear turtlenecks. Definitely do both at the same time.

4. Make me feel bad about my job, ambition, and living situation. Or any of the above.

5. Be like, REALLY into Nickleback/Creed/(insert generic "alternative rock" band here).

6. Don't call me when you say you're going to.

7. Don't read. Don't listen to music. Don't be able to talk about the books you read
and the music you listen to.

8. Don't react or respond to the stories I tell. Feel free to drop and even destroy the conversation ball.

9. Be really rude to my friends. Or even moderately rude to them.

10. Try hard not to be really passionate about anything. If you are passionate about something,
please don't let it show.

xoxo,
michelle